Take the lid off of my Big Gulp. ** -- MikeVT85 08/02/2018 4:19PM
Salute - to show that you are not carrying a weapon ** -- HokieMoose 08/02/2018 4:13PM
Shift right ** -- 133743Hokie 08/02/2018 3:29PM
Just stop and stand still ** -- Brown Water 08/02/2018 2:42PM
Joust ** -- Baltimore Hokie 08/02/2018 2:42PM
Half step to the right, if they don't do the same I brace for collision... -- `lag 08/02/2018 2:33PM
4. I do this and watch the person move to the other side of the street -- VTHokie2000 08/02/2018 2:03PM
4. Channel Deron Washington and tea bag! ** -- Major Kong 08/02/2018 1:45PM
Starboard.....a hit your foghorn ** -- DonHo-kieHi 08/02/2018 1:33PM
Go right, this is 'Murica! Now in Europe it gets tricky ** -- WestyHokie 08/02/2018 1:32PM
On my run yesterday I came upon (twice) two people walking towards me on -- Hurley09 08/02/2018 1:50PM
Sounds like a broken leg was in order ** -- Brown Water 08/02/2018 2:14PM
A flaming bag of poo at the very least. ** -- Hokie CPA 08/02/2018 2:18PM
I hope you ran right between them. ** -- Hokie CPA 08/02/2018 2:14PM
Let's just say they won't be making that mistake again... -- Hurley09 08/02/2018 2:25PM
Start muttering "Redrum! Redrum!" and adopt lurching gate. ** -- Monk of McBride 08/02/2018 1:26PM
Just don't be a sidewalk jerk. ** -- Guy LeDouche 08/02/2018 1:22PM
Knee strait to the Hokie Stones ** -- bigbadbird 08/02/2018 1:19PM
Depends on the sex and/or size of the other person. -- EDGEMAN 08/02/2018 1:09PM
Dip shoulder, prepare to get leverage in case of collision. ** -- pirkster05 08/02/2018 12:37PM
Long time poster rarely seen in these parts^^^^^^^ -- CPRVHokie 08/02/2018 4:36PM
But that changes your center of mass -- HokieAl 08/02/2018 12:42PM
When in doubt, whip it out. ** -- 48zip 08/02/2018 12:36PM
Did they notice you coming and if so what kind of ... -- HokieDan95 08/02/2018 12:35PM
When it's a woman I prepare to be ogled and perhaps groped inappropriately -- vt90 08/02/2018 12:34PM
Try to get my pants unstuck from the tractor, then just go for it. ** -- VTeacher 08/02/2018 3:29PM
I HATE it when that happens! Sometimes I HIT it when that happens.... ** -- DonHo-kieHi 08/02/2018 1:32PM
Do they have their head down in their smart phone? ** -- Brown Water 08/02/2018 12:27PM
Nope, you see each other coming all the way ** -- HokieAl 08/02/2018 12:31PM
2. Then I mutter an oath under my breath if applicable. ** -- TomTurkey 08/02/2018 12:23PM